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Monday, May 9, 2011


WANTED
DEAD OR ALIVE
Peter Pan
For excessive refusal to grow up

Physical Characteristics:
Height: 5 feet, five inches (5’5)
Hair: Dark brown, short
Eyes: Brown
Age: Unknown, considered a minor by popular society
Gender: Male
Distinguishing marks: Often wears a uniform, green tunic, green leggings, green hat with red feather.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES:

Tinker Bell: Female, around six or seven inches tall, blond hair, green eyes. Reported to have wings. Considered dangerous, approach with caution.

Wendy Darling: Female, approximately twelve years of age, light brown hair, blue eyes. Last reported to wearing a blue nightgown and having a blue ribbon in hair. Not considered a threat.

John Darling: Male, assumed to be ten years of age. Black hair, brown eyes. Often seen wearing a top hat, nightshirt and carrying a small, black umbrella. Reported to be extremely intelligent. Not considered a threat.

Michael Darling: Male, four years in age. Brown hair, brown eyes. Last seen wearing a pink pajama set with feet. Carries a small teddy bear. Not considered a threat.

The Lost Boys

Tootles: Reported to be wearing animal fur, approximate age unknown. Minor.

Nibs: Reported to be wearing animal fur, age unknown. Minor.

Slightly: Reported to be wearing animal fur, age unknown. Minor.

Cubby: Reported to be wearing animal fur, age unknown. Considered to be overweight. Minor

The Twins: Reported to be wearing animal fur. Inseparable. Age unknown; they are minors.

ATTENTION!
The Lost Boys are considered to be extremely dangerous.
DO NOT APPROACH.
Should you see Peter Pan or any of his known companions, DO NOT APPROACH. Call the number shown at the bottom of the poster. Thank you for your cooperation.


Signed,

Captain M. J. Hook
Captain of the Hunt for the Notorious Peter Pan, Scourge of the Adults of the World.
And, the good ship, the Jolly Roger.

860-510-8992 or 527-895-4001

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