Growing Up PROVEN To Erase Wrinkles!
Inside: A Dermatologists Confession!

By Lisa LaRue

Have you always thought that the more you grow up, the more unsightly wrinkles and age spots you’ll get? WRONG! In this shocking interview with dermatologist Megan Staley, you’ll discover the best kept secret in the world… REVEALED!

My interview with Dr. Staley started off with us sipping raspberry tea on the porch of her Norwegian summer home, watching the goats frolic below us in the grassy fields. After a few easy questions to warm her up, I posed the million-dollar question, “ So Megan, what is the key to youthful looking skin? Women all across America want to know how every one of your clients come away with that desirable freshness to their face.”
She laughed, snow white teeth gleaming,” Why Lisa! You want me to give away all my trade secrets! I’d be out of a job.” I smiled, and then asked again.
She looked nervous, “It’s all thanks to my Super Moisturizer/ Sun block 1200-“
I cut her off,” Yes, we all know the story, Megan, but that’s not the truth.”
Dr. Staley sighed,” Well. I guess the truth had to come out sometime,” she remarked wryly.
I leaned in closer, my delicious raspberry tea forgotten as I prepared to hear the greatest Hollywood secret since Botox.
In hushed tones, she told me the whole story,” Ten years ago, I looked terrible. I had blotchy and irritated skin, thousands of wrinkles and age spots and basically, looked twenty years older than I was. I just kept buying all of the over the counter drugs meant to improve skin. I tried all of the options out there, everything under the sun. I even flew to China to talk with an old Tibetan monk who had lived two hundred and fifty years, and looked like he was thirty. Of course two days after visiting with him, I discovered he actually was thirty,” She sighed. “ It was a disappointment, but life goes on. Finally, I figured out the secret. I mean, I must’ve, otherwise how would I have skin like this?” She remarked, touching her flawless cheek and chuckling. Breathlessly, I waited, pen poised over my paper, waiting to scribble down what was sure to follow.
Dr. Megan Staley took a deep breath and then whispered,” The secret is growing up!”
Taken aback, I blinked. Before I could protest however, the good doctor quickly elaborated,” You see, I was trying so hard to remain youthful looking; I ended up looking older than I was. Cheesy make-up and dangerous wrinkle fillers that you see advertised on T.V only make it more obvious that a person is aging. If you want to look young, you have to accept your age first. You need to grow up, not try to be twenty again!” She sat back, preening and then added,” Just grow up and mature some, and I guarantee that you’ll be looking half your age before the month is out.” She winked,” But my moisturizer helps too!”

So, good citizens of America, there you have it. The secret to looking young is growing up and accepting your age! Just remember my name, Lisa LaRue, whenever you want to discover the truth about something, whatever it is! Right now, you can reach me with questions and comments at the website superstartabloids@comcast.net.

By Lisa LaRue, Star Reporter for the National Enquirer… we inquire for the nation!